it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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