just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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