thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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