hell yes lets make some ravioli
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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