Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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