We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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