Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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