He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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