So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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