In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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