your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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