I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.