I'm really into asian looking animals
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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