I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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