were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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