The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have post one night stand depression
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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