Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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