You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
