The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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