So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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