i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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