I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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