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say what?
wanna hang out?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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