A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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