NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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