She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
dude. I can hear the air.
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