Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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