do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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