I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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