How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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