The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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