I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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