thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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