The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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