Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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