I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
where am i from again
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.