I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
we're so committed to being not committed