so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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