remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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