Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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