32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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