Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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