well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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