Sry I called you an 8
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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