In the future we'll all be gay
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This baby is an asshole
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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