Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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