haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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