Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize