Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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