just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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