If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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