I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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