does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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