there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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