Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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