But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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