honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
