Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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