No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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